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Jul 29, 2014 / 569 notes

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I need this, because of unlimited reasons.
Jul 29, 2014 / 3,999 notes

I need this, because of unlimited reasons.

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someoneatethis:

Ugh, I just wanna dive in and swim around. You get it. I know you do. 

This is why you learn to cook before moving out.
Jul 29, 2014 / 40 notes

someoneatethis:

Ugh, I just wanna dive in and swim around. You get it. I know you do. 

This is why you learn to cook before moving out.

Every cigarette smoked shortens your life expectancy by 14.4 to 14.8 minutes.

Linus Pauling, chemist, physiologist, 2-time Nobel Prize winner. (via cranquis)

So… a pack of 20 cigarettes = -4.9 hours of life expectancy.

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hedgehogsofasgard:

Tummy rubs (x)

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Jul 29, 2014 / 98,188 notes

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
modernathena90:

What a cute little derp!!!
Jul 29, 2014 / 143,541 notes

modernathena90:

What a cute little derp!!!

mymedlife:

I need a better method of organizing my thoughts. The “write everything on post-its” method is starting to get out of hand.

*see Bruce Almighty
Jul 24, 2014 / 28 notes

mymedlife:

I need a better method of organizing my thoughts. The “write everything on post-its” method is starting to get out of hand.

*see Bruce Almighty

Jul 24, 2014

This looks like the plot to almost any erotic novel aimed at women…

Jul 24, 2014 / 4,035 notes